Unexpected side effects this morning, I’m not sure if this injection has made me crazy or if it lets me move things with my mind. I could swear that when I reached for my toothbrush it flew to my hand. Also, my temples are tingling.
Now that I’m in my office I see there might be another side effect. I went into the kitchen for morning coffee and I noticed that someone brought in donuts. At the same time the fat pig, Judith, from human resources walked in. This woman has never seen a donut that she didn’t like. I thought to myself, don’t take the boston crème you hefer, you don’t need it.
She reached into the donut box, shuttered for a second, then retracted her hand and left without taking one. I thought this had to be a fluke. When I got back to my desk I noticed my cubicle neighbor was listening to the radio. I thought to myself, put on Spanish radio, lo and behold he almost instantly put on the Latin station.
My temples continue to tingle slightly.
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