"No, I can't help you out there." Kelly said wanting nothing to do with an alcoholic, even a cute one. "There must be a crewman who can help you."
"Meh, I can get there myself, jus hoping to talk you into going to my room with me. After all this is a sex cruise."
"WHAT!" Kelly exclaims. James laughs.
"Why did you think there are so many men, don't tell me you didn't know when you booked."
"I didn't." She stops and thinks for a minute, it did kind of make sense. That stupid travel agent, it figured that the dirty old man would leave that detail out. "Wait a minute, you were going to bring your new wife with you on a sex cruise?"
"I thought it would help relax her, she claimed she was a virgin and that she wanted to save herself till our wedding night," He laughs bitterly, "instead she decided to sleep with my dwarf best man."
"Ouch."
"Anyways, wanna go back to my room?" |