"No", you say, "I was just looking at the beautiful artwork". "Oh, ok", she says. She seems a little bit defeated. Then she starts to think for a second and says, "Ok, lets start the interview, shall we?" "Well, Ok", you say. You had no idea that this was an interview. Your boss starts, "Stacy, have you ever masturbated?" "What?", you say. You had no idea it was gonna start like this. "Well, have you?" she says. "Um, yes, of course." "But what does this have to do with the job?" "Nothing" she says. "Just curious, I guess". "Now, what kind of underwear do you have on?" You are taken back by this because you had no idea that she would ask you anthing like this. "Well, lets just say that it doesn't cover much, but what does it matter?" She tells you that she doesn't think that the answer is good enough and wants to see them for herself. "No, I can't do that", you tell her. "Oh, I guess you really don't want this job that much, do you?" You respond, "Well yes I want the job, but I didn't think I went to college for four years just to take my pants off and show you my underwear!" "Well", she says. "What's it gonna be? |