You were walking in the rain. You just brought a porno about dominant women. You went to get a taxi cab. It was two people all ready in there. A gypsy came by and tried to get in. "Can you make room" she asked
"Sorry lady it's filled" He said. You told the driver to drive. She muttered some gypsy curse at you.
You go home and turn on the television. I Dream of Genie was on but it was different. Genie was holding a whip and whipping her master. "I am the master" She said
"what the hell" You said out loud. You change the channel
"Who going to the moon now bitch" Alice from the Honeymooners said as she whipped her husband.
You chance the channel again.
"Today where going to make a strap-on out of maple leaves and Butter" Martha Stewart said
The channel started to change by itself really fast. It was so fast you couldn't see what was on. You got sucked into the television. |