Mikey's apartment is dirty, messy, smelly...and every bit as amazing as Mitsuki imagined it. They both sat down on Mikey's couch.
Mikey: So, what did you need to talk to me about?
Mitsuki was so overcome by being in Mikey's apartment alone with him, that she forgot what she needed to say.
Mitsuki: uh...w-well, I...that is, I mean...
Mikey: Hm, if its something you're so nervous about saying it can only be one of two things. One, you're a spy. Or alien.
Mitsuki, chuckling nervously: A spy? Heh-heh...d-don't be silly.
Mikey: The second thing is, you're about to tell me who you love.
Mitsuki gasped. This one was not only not ridiculously stupid, but 100% right. The sound of her heart boomed.
Mikey: Look, Mitsuki. I know what you're gonna say, and I'm flattered...
Mitsuki gasps happily.
Mikey: ...but...
Glass shatters.
Mikey: I don't think Gonard is ready for a relationship right now. He just had a nasty break-up with a ham on rye. Sometimes I can still hear him sobbing about it at night. And mornings. And whenever he uses the bathroom.
Mitsuki: Wait, you think I like Gonard?
Mikey: Yeah. I mean you're always sighing in bliss and floating and getting all nervous whenever you talk to him.
Mitsuki: No, its not him that makes me like that, Mikey...its...i-its...
Mikey: I knew it! Look, I'm warning you. If you get into a relationship with Guano, they're going to arrest you!
Mitsuki: Why would they do that?
Mikey: Guano has more enemies in the government than you might think.
Mitsuki: ? |