Negi: No, i've not had relations yet.
Misora: Surprise, surprise.
Negi: What does that mean!?
Misora: Negi-sensei, you've had these girls eating out of your hand since you got here, and you've never even so much as kissed any of us.
Negi: That's not true!
Misora: Fine, fine. Pactios aside...
Negi: Nodoka and i have..kissed.
Misora: You have?
Negi: Yes, during MohoraFest my first year here.
Misora: Oh. (Good for you, bookstore!) Even so, for four years, thats pretty lame. I bet there are guys your age who would trade their souls to be in your situation, yet you never do anything about it. Would it kill you to hit on one of us occasionally?
Negi: I'd get fired!
Misora: You do realize dean Konoe knows about all the times you've been in 'questionable situations' with us, don't you?
Negi: He...*gulp* does?
Misora: Oh, yeah. If he were gonna fire you over indecent conduct with students, you'd have been out on your magical ass years ago. And thats just if they didn't hold you responsible for your ermine's actions. If old man Konoe was that strict about that sorta thing, Chamo'd have gotten the death penalty by now. So, c'mon! Grab an ass or two, willya?
Negi: I couldn't!!
Misora: Tell you what. When we're done here, i'm gonna walk with you for a while. You're gonna cop a feel off the first girl in class you see.
Negi: NO I WILL NOT!!
Misora: Oh, yes you will. You will or this confession gets broadcast over the intercom system tomorrow.
Negi: You can't do that! What happened to being honor-bound as a woman of God!?
Misora: To help a soul find peace, small sins can be overlooked. Now, you gonna do it or what?
Negi: This is blackmail!!
Misora: Alright, just for that, the next two!
Negi: Ohhhh...!!
Misora: You're heading for three awfully quickly.
Negi: ....fine, i'll do it.
Misora: Good. And they have to be good feels.
Negi: Whats a good feel?
Misora: I'll let ya know. |