Before you know it, you are wearing boxing gloves and hoping around in cirlces with your opponent Sporty Spice Melanie C. You do not know what she wants, so you bounce around a bit, then offering her your open palms to let her practice punching into.
But she spots the fact that your hands are not covering your face, and she launches a super kick into your face and Wham! hits you on the nose. Gosh, that hurts. ... you start thinking of the fun you are going to have towelling her doen after the match, when out of the blue WHAM! a white boxing glove hits you on your forehead, and then another, an uppercut, in the jaw POW! Oooof.
You decide that that's enough now, and it's time to even things up. You step in towards her throw a big roundhouse right - she ducks underneath it, then appears in front of you, grabs your shoulders with her gloves and drives her knee deep into your nuts! Wham! Owwwww. Then she follows it up with a neat punch to your left cheek. Pow! You fall to the mat, dizzy. But you beat the imaginary count, and decide to get up and give it another try .... |