"DUDE?!?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!" Dave exclaimed
"I really don't know. I had a dream and when I awoke, my body had changed." Cameron replied franticly.
"Well, do you like it?"
"Yea, in fact, I always thought I was a girl inside."
"Really? I always thought that you were, well, kinda 'feminine', but I NEVER would have guessed that you were transgendered. I always just thought that you were gay."
"Dave..." Cameron thought to herself "You always were dense."
"Did you never notice my wearing REALLY tight feminine shirts, or when I go to the bathroom, I sit?!?" Cameron screamed
"Again... I thought you were gay.."
"Oh well... I give up."
"So... Do you still like girls?"
"No, and I never have."
"SEE! I knew you were gay!"
Cameron sighs out of frustration "I'm not gay! I am a straight woman!"
"Oh.... I see now."
"Finally!"
"Well... Since you are a girl now.. Wanna have dinner, you know, as a couple?" |