You grab his hand and remove it, placing it back on the wheel.
You: "Look, I'm very tired, I appreciate the lift, I don't appreciate the price. Stop the van and let me get my things out of here."
Driver: "Aww, come on man, we're both grown men, where's the harm? You'll get your kicks and the train and you'll never see me again and let's face it, we both love sex with strangers."
You: "STOP THE FUCKING VAN and let me got out now. Please."
Sure enough the van comes to a sudden halt. The driver looks away and says nothing as you grab your jeans from the floor and your bags from behind the seat. This time his hands stay firmly on the wheel.
You climb out and slam the door. His wheel spins send dirt over your semi naked body and his lights disappear round the bend. You think it a lucky escape... but unless you get another lift soon, you really will miss the last train. |