Like a firebrand on a crusade, Dana launches into her plea.
"The University administration is threatening to take away the Eta Pi house. They are citing health and safety code violations. that are completely unfounded. The administartion has had it out for us ever since..."
Dana halts abruptly, her confidence faltering for a brief moment. She exchanges a hesitant glance with her sisters. The blonde girl in the turtleneck breaks into a mischeivous smile before she can cover her mouth with her hand. A brunette with long silky hair, who has been sitting quietly at the table, just blushes and looks away.
"Anyway, the administration has a vendetta against us. But the sisters of Eta Pi will not take this lying down. According to the citation, all we need to do clear out the basement, update the plumbing, and repaint the house. But we need to do it within the next two weeks.
"Unfortunately, the Eta Pis have neither the funds nor manpower to finish these projects in such a short period of time. We are soliciting donations and recruiting anyone willing to help."
The blond girl, who has been showcasing the banner this whole time, then comes to you and strokes her hands across your chest.
"We'd appreciate any help you could give us. I mean, really, really appreciate it." She coos breathily into your ear, in an impressive imitation of Marilyn Monroe.
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