Dana and her compatriots have set up a table in the parking lot. All of the girls are sitting and chatting, except for a busty blond girl in a flattering red turtlneck.
As you and Dana approach the table, the blonde exuberantly strikes a pose like a gameshow model. With a kink of her hip, she flings her hands in a sweeping motion to draw your attention to a banner that prominently displays the Greek letters: "Eta Pi".
The infamous Eta Pi sorority.
The Eta Pis are a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Everyone on campus knows an Eta Pi, but no-one's story ever matches up.
Rumors abounded that Eta Pi was the premier stepping stone to poweful jobs in government and big business, but half the school would swear up and down that Eta Pis were the ditziest airheads you would ever meet.
Guys get into fist-fights about whether the Eta Pi president is a cocktease, a total slut, or the future mother of their children.
Girls call them catty bitches, but gay guys would defend them the most fabulous thing since J.Lo. -- on even-numbered days. On odd-numbered days, it's the other way around.
Dykes accuse them of being a bunch of closet lesbians... except for the ones who have participated in their secret orgies.
About the only thing anyone can agree on is that Eta Pis are totally hot.
You stand there holding a cup of coffee and munching a donut. The chatter dies down and Dana begins her story.
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