"Will you stop ducking!" Warren snapped at Andrew as they entered their hideout.
"Sorry, I just came so close..." Andrew trailed off lamely. Ever sense the near miss with the rocket pack where he's almost slammed his head into a overhang with the jetpack. If he had he'd be in jail too.
"Damn Slayer! Damn Jonathan! What are we going to do for magic now?"
"Umm, I know someone. I know... about... someone."
"Who? How?"
"Some of the demons I've summoned have talked about a place where there are humans who are easy victims. Some magic user does stuff to them."
******
Buffy's alarm woke her and she quickly got up and grabbed her uniform for work. Looking in the mirror she couldn't help but feel something was wrong with it being a shirt that tied under her breasts but she didn't have time to worry about it.
"Dawn, it's almost time for school!"
Dawn quickly appeared in what looked like an extremely short catholic school girl uniform. Her hair was in pigtails and her makeup was extremely overdone. "I just have to get something to eat."
As they entered the kitchen Buffy noticed Willow, Tara and Amy working over a large pot. They wer wearing pointed witches hats, black nighties and high heels.
"What're you doing, Willow?"
"We're doing a very important spell. But we don't have anything to do while it's setting up."
"I know," Amy piped up, "Let's ride our broomsticks." In unison the three grabbed three brooms with odd shaped end, hopped up on the counter and spread their legs. Buffy looked over at her sister.
"I'm not sure I'd drink that milk Dawn." Dawn still chugged down the odd colored goopy looking milk and grabbed some toast with an odd colored slimy butter gulping it down.
"It's delicious."
******
As Buffy drove Dawn to school she couldn't help noticing the number of women wearing leather and latex and extremly short tight clothes. ANd the psoters which featured Warren, Andrew and a thrid shadowy figure were everywhere.
"Have a good day at school, Dawnie."
"I always do."
As Buffy pulled away Dawn dropped her books and bent over at the waist to pick them. A male student quickly stepped up behind her and flipped the short skirt completely up.
*****
Buffy pulled up to the Magic Box. Anya with her long experience as a demon was pretty good at noticing the strange. The O in the Magic Box had been replaced with a picture of a woman's pussy. Anya was smiling the whole time Buffy talked. And occasionally a little moan slipped out.
"Are you okay, Anya?"
"I'm fine. Jsut rying out some new merchandise. But no, I don't think anything is wrong. Maybe you should see a doctor?"
*****
Warren stepped in front of Buffy dressed as a doctor. "You need a booster, Buffy."
She looked down at his hand and a light flashed in her eyes.
****
Buffy woke barely managing to restrain her scream. |