At 4 o'clock, the four beings appeared. "I see you completed your task," said one.
"Yes," said another, "I wonder how many of those sperm bank workers will be fired because thousands of dollars of donor sperm just vanished."
"Now, since you technically completed your tasks," said a third, "but you did so by breaking the law - stealing. We have a new task for you."
"Actually, two," said the fourth. "First dump that semen over your heads. Now!"
The sisters reluctanly poured the sticky, tepid semen over their heads. It oozed down over their hair.
"Good," said the first.
"Now for your task," said the second. "Well, first of all, you cannot wash your hair, add any type of hair care products, or cover your heads for 32 hours when you meet us back here at midnight tomorrow. Secondly, you will each go and do a full days work tomorrow at your jobs, and you each must seduce and have sex with a married co-worker. If you don't..." the being pointed to a homeless man sleeping on a nearby bench. Suddenly the newspapers he was sleeping under went up in flame. The man woke up in a panic and beat out the smoldering remains of the paper.
The sisters looked back to the beings, but they were gone. |