Fear suddenly grips your soul. You couldn’t possibly hope to pleasure one Goddess, let alone two of them. If you can’t satisfy them, they might do something horrible to you.
You start to panic. You jump up out of your chair, “Umm, could we wait on this? I, I mean why rush into things, you know?”
Venus laughs and says, “Why wait? We’re all here, and all the talk about breeding has gotten me in the mood.”
Minerva mutters under her breath, “You’re always in the mood…”
You hold out you hands in front of you, “Look, I know I just agreed to this, but I’m having some second thoughts. I’m not sure this is such a good idea. I’m at an odd place in my life, I think that having a kid might complicate things…”
Venus interrupts you, “I already said the child would live with the Gods, you’d probably never even see it.”
“I’m sorry,” you say, fear has driven all desire from your body, you doubt you could perform in any capacity now, “I’ve changed my mind, I have to say no.”
Minerva seems to sigh in relief, and all the emotion leaves Venus’s face. “No? You’ve changed your mind? Look here mortal,” Venus’s eyes glow with fury, “you already said yes. Your going to do this whether you want to or not!”
Venus raises a finger and suddenly you experience a painfully swift and powerful erection. You drop to your knees and whimper, “Oh fuck!”
Minerva looks at you with a gaze that seems to pierce your flesh and see through to your soul. She places a calming hand on Venus’s arm, “Venus, the oracle said he has to be willing. You don’t need a lot of wisdom to see that he’s not.”
Venus is about to argue, but then nods her head, “Damn it! You’re right as usual Minerva.” She waves her hand at you and you can feel the erection slowly start to subside.
“I’m not needed here any more,” says Minerva, “I’m going back to Olympus. Good bye mortal, thank you for not…well, you know.” She turns toward Venus, “I’ll see you at Bacchus’s party, right?”
“Yeah, I’ll be there,” replies Venus. Minerva nods her head and disappears.
You get to your feet and apologize to Venus, “Sorry, I just…I’m sorry things didn’t work out.”
“Oh you will be.” Venus says and then vanishes.
Flash forward to a few years later…
Minerva was truly grateful to you for leaving her virginity intact. Soon after your encounter, you begin to get flashes of insight into your work and are rapidly promoted through the ranks until you become the most successful CEO in company history. Of course, there is a huge public scandal that forces you resign after the incident at the National Zoo, but you are rich enough at that point to retire very comfortably. You live out the rest of your life in relative peace and eventually win a Nobel Prize for your work in understanding giant panda reproduction. |