Your twin sister says, "I know what happened."
Your mother, the doctor and you look at her your mother asks, "What happened?"
Your twin said, "Well my brother sleeps walks."
You look at her and say, "I do?"
Your sister says, "Yeah and your very controllable when you are?"
You ask, "How long?"
Your sister says, "Since you were five."
You look so confused you had no idea the doctor chimes in, "So what happened this night?"
Your sister said, "Well like most nights I couldnt sleep so I see my brother leave his room naked so I knew he was sleep walking. Then he went into the bathroom. I got up like I always do and went in. He went and took a shower. He was washing himself as I watched and laughed. Then when he started cleaning his ass like he always does I told him he should use the enema that ma had attached to he shower nozzel. As over the years I told him to do this and other things. During the years I liked to push his limits and make him add more and more. So he kind of expands unnaturally. I would then laugh and usually tell him to sit and release but tonight I guess I forgot as I was tired and went to sleep so when he finished no one telling him to release he went to his room and I am guessing he released during the night."
The Doctor heard the story and said, "Huh." |