Just as Gary was trying to decide what, if anything, to say to Bernie, his phone rang. It was Stuart.
"Hey, Stu... Wassup?"
"Hey, man... Sorry to intrude on your cuddle time with your babe, but I wondered if I could get a ride from you? Seems some loser friend of mine borrowed my van and left me without wheels."
Gary laughed. "Sure.... I'll be by your place in five minutes. I'm in the area, anyway."
As he hung up, he thought this might be just what he needed. If Stu would come with him to Laura's he'd be kind of like a chaperone, and it wouldn't be something Bernie would even have to know about.
Using that thought as rationalization for not calling his girlfriend, he set his phone down just as he pulled up in front of Stuart's place.
Stu got in the van and looked around. "Wow... I sense a woman's touch at work in here. The Beast has never been this clean!"
"Yeah... Bernie thought it could use a bit of attention... Particularly in the back."
Stu looked in the back and saw the mattress he had thrown down on the floor when he removed the seats. "Wow... Sheets! Nice touch, Bro."
"Yeah... Bernie thought it made it look a little less like a rapist's Abductionmobile."
Stu looked at the ceiling. "You didn't have any luck cleaning those stains off, either, huh?"
Gary shook his head. "How'd you ever get that man cum stains on the ceiling, anyway?"
Stuart grinned proudly and said, "Oh, it's an awesome story, Dude! You see...." he stopped, abruptly and looked out the window. "Say... Where the heck are we?"
"I need to stop by a friend's house along the way. You don't mind, do you?"
"Nah... No problem. Is she hot? Does she have a sister? Or a brother? Or a parent?"
"Or a pet?" Gary said, completing their old catch-phrase. "Actually, it's kind of awkward, so if you could come in with me and stay close, I'd appreciate it. I'm not quite sure what she has in mind."
"Hey, what are friends for?" he responded, reaching in the glove compartment and grabbing a handful of condoms. "Think this will be enough, or should I bring the whole mess of them?"
Gary laughed. "It's nothing like that.... We're just going to talk."
"It's a girl, and you want me to stick close... Trust me, she's not interested in just talking."
The van pulled into a driveway and Gary shut off the key. "We're just going to talk," he repeated.
"Fine," said Stu. "But I don't know how you'll be able to carry on much of a conversation while she has her mouth full of THIS." Stu grabbed his crotch with one hand and stuffed the condoms in his pocket with the other.
As they walked up to the house, Gary wondered if this was such a good idea.
He rang the bell, and Laura answered the door. She was delighted to see Gary, but surprised to see Stuart. After Gary made introductions, Laura invited the two inside.
Gary hesitated, wondering if it wouldn't be better to stay out on the porch.
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