She seems a bit flustered. "I need you to be completely honest with me. Do you use any drugs, especially the kind that helps a man with his erection?"
"Not at all. I only use ibuprofen, and it was days ago when I last used it."
She seemed to be fishing desperately for a lead. "What about your diet?"
"Cereal, a sandwich, pasta or fish for supper, a small snack. Pretty dull."
"I see. You're going to have to let me see it."
"What?" It's been embarrassing enough with its thick bulge being plainly obvious at the crotch of your pants.
"This could be very serious. It needs to be examined."
You sigh. "See, this was why I was really hoping for a male -- " You catch her disapproving look. "All right."
The fact is that its tip was camouflaged somewhat lying flat against your abdomen. Now, as you pull down your pants, its full length stabs out into visibility.
The nurse takes a sharp breath, clearly surprised.
"Is it that bad?" you worry.
"Bad? Ah, no, no ... I would not say ... I would not say bad, not at all."
You hold still as her hand gently fondles and encircles your erection.
"This is not classic priapism at all," she murmurs. "Without some drug, I'm not sure what we have here. But the important thing is that the blood does not appear to be trapped and is circulating freely. You're just ... very excited!"
You gulp as she suddenly reaches down to delicately heft your balls.
"Have your penis and testicles always been this size?" she asks rather softly.
"No. I think my penis has doubled in length and girth. And my ba ... my, ah, testicles are much larger now too."
"Mm-hmm. From what I'm feeling ... I can definitely believe the thirty ejaculations!"
You sense the beginning of an intimate moment between the two of you, when the door opens.
"I was able to get away quicker than I thought," comes a new voice.
You quickly zip and buckle yourself back up while the nurse, seeming a bit embarrassed, hurriedly complete here clipboard notes. "Here are those notes, Dr. Ramsey."
"Thank you, Nurse, I'll let you know if we need anything."
You are quietly amazed as the nurse leaves and Dr. Ramsey leans back against the examination table, looking over the clipboard notes. The hell of it is that under entirely different circumstance, you would be keenly interested in trying to date Dr. Ramsey.
Dr. Ramsey turns to you, adjusting her dainty and fashionable eyeglasses. "I just want to be sure I understand. With no drugs, not even a change in diet, your penis has been erect for thirty-six hours, with no indication of classic priapism, let alone anything severe like gangrene, just simple excitation. There has also been radical growth of the penis and the testicles, which may in turn have something to do with these thirty ejaculations you report. I'm afraid I have a rather odd question."
"Go ahead."
"What exactly are you considering to be a problem?"
You're a little astounded. "It's awkward walking around erect all the time. Plus I'm worried about whether or not this extra growth will stop."
"I'm afraid you put me in an interesting position. My job is to treat people who are ill. But someone might hear about your condition and conclude ... that your body is actually improving!" |