"How do you know so much about this drug, professor?" Rocketgirl allowed her suspicions to take hold.
"It's my fault" Ms Jensen admitted. "I'm the one who developed it. My formula and test equipment were taken from the lab about a week ago. I didn't want news of it to get out, because it was a secret project I was working on for the government. They wanted a drug that was easily absorbed by the human body to use out on the battlefield. Can you imagine enemy soldiers in the heat of lust? They would be too busy getting each other off to pay any attention to our advancing forces. Not a single shot would have to be fired, and not one person would have to die. Sex would become the ultimate weapon. So you see that's why word of this can't get out, and why I came to you."
"The government doesn't know about this yet, do they?" asked Rocketgirl. She had a bad feeling about this. The government was always meddling with something they shouldn't, and it usually got out of control when they did.
"No, they don't know yet. I kept it from them in hopes I could stop it myself, and recover everything." Ms Jensen sadly shook her head. "I know who has it, but I can't stop them by myself. I need your help."
Rocketgirl bit her lip. "So who has it?" she asked.
"CRAPP" said Ms Jensen.
"What!?" a startled Rocketgirl exclaimed. "I never heard of them."
"It stands for Coalition of Retired Army Personnel for Peace" Jensen told her. "They think they can save the world by turning us all into raving nymphomaniacs."
"This is serious!" exclaimed Rocketgirl. "It's bad enough the government wants to be in our bedrooms, but a terrorist organization? Where are they? Can you take me there? We've got to stop them!"
"Yes, I can take you there" said Ms Jensen. "They're located in an old abandoned missile silo, underground. But there's only one way in, and only one way out."
"Let's get going" said Rocketgirl. "Something tells me their next step will be the development of a missile capable of dispersing the drug over large metropolitan areas. Selling it on the streets is just a test run. They're in the process of refining your formula!"
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