No sooner do the boys get out of earshot of the adults, then Aron and Bryan do a high-five, and slap Ronnie on the back.
"Dude, we have SO much planned for you!" Bryan says. "You're never going to forget this weekend!"
Ronnie beamed at his cousins, "I didn't know if I'd be able to wait for this. My mom was so nervous about coming here to the big city; she kept putting this trip off so many times, I didn't think I'd ever get here. It was getting to the point where the animals on the farm were starting to look really sexy to me!"
The other boys laugh as they pile into the van.
"Well, you won't have to worry about getting it on with cloven-hooved animals out here, Ron," said Aron. "We've got the real deal planned out for you. Just start driving, and we'll tell you where to go."
The van heads down the street, until Aron gives instructions to stop. They find themselves at.... |