Of course, not every creepy thing happened at the pool or during bedtime cuddles, those are just the first that come to mind. Outside of the home things happened too, like shopping trips, or gymnastics - for which I was really too well-developed, but Felix thought it was 'character-building' for me to continue, and often came to cheer me on.
Then of course there was the embarrassing time when Mom was talking about getting her implants upgraded and, well, maybe I shouldn't talk about that... it's kind of embarrassing. About as embarrassing as when Felix took it upon himself to tell me, in excruciatingly thorough detail, about the birds and the bees. Like I didn't know about all that years ago.
But, well, if you really want to hear about those, or some of the other things, then of course I'll do it. |