You notice a small mirror across the room and see Nurse Mbeki's face in it. Her eyes are round and her grin is wide. This hot chick is seriously turned on by your relentless ejaculation and can't get enough of it.
Luckily, she is so preoccupied that she takes no heed of the Doctor approaching her. You hear the hiss of a drug being ministered, and then the nurse goes slack into a kind of semi-consciousness. "I'll be right back," the Doctor says, leading her out.
Just as he goes, an announcement goes out across the ship. Captain Li is sounding quite grim indeed. "This is the Captain. All primary bridge personnel, please report to the conference chamber. I repeat: all primary bridge personnel, report to the conference chamber immediately."
Fat chance of that, you growl inwardly. However, as the Doctor reappears, the communicator on the wall starts blaring, knowing it's the Captain asking the computer to open a comm. channel to you, you tap it. "Lieutenant present."
"Lieutenant," came the Captain's concerned voice, "you are absent from this conference."
"Captain, I respectfully report that I'm suffering from a boner-- I mean, a bona fide medical emergency. Chief Medical Officer ... " At this point you're embarrassed.
"Hoyt," he identified himself.
"Doctor Hoyt will vouch for me, Captain."
"You looked very hale and hearty earlier, but never mind. I need everyone up to speed on this, so I'll give you the rundown as we understand it so far. Engineer T'Van took it upon herself to do a statistical analysis of the crew, based on the unusual concentration of female crew of ... a certain type, as well as idiosyncrasies in our wardrobe. She suspects that the enhanced drive of this new ship may be reverberating in space-time in interesting ways. It all has something to do with an old theory that sexuality is somehow a property in cosmic physics, even more primal than biology." Li sighed. "I admit it sounds wild -- but T'Van comes highly recommended, so we have to take her hunches very seriously."
"I absolutely agree, Captain." It's tough for you to sound reasonable as your nerves and sensibilities are being wracked by unending ejaculation.
"I will talk with Dr. Hoyt later. The ship will of course be informed of any major new developments. Captain out."
Dr. Hoyt winced. "I have to admit, an engineering anomaly is as good a reason for ... this ... as I can think of." He shook his head in wonder. "I DID check your quarters. We're seeing a serious violation of conservation of mass here. And I've known Nurse Mbeki for years, her behavior was completely out of the ordinary." He gingerly brought forth a small bucket, and after you plop a few loads into it he backs away. "I'm having this analyzed. You just ... hold tight and bear up."
"Sound medical advice," you grumble, finding a chair as Dr. Hoyt leaves. |