Well, considering you're "fucked" either way good or bad, and the negatives outway the good things about dear old dad, you go for the answer that will most likely save your ass.
Swallowing hard first, you answer in your best calm voice " Well, the fact that I never met him, don't know what he looks like, whether or not I have any other brothers or sisters, he screwed and ditched my mom while being married to another woman...... " With anger welling up, face turning to a look of hatred, so much so that it could kill on sight, you reply,
"I think he's a fucking bastard! If Karma exists, it will comeback to bite him in the ass hard, and I say GOOD!" You're now looking at the woman intently and breathing hard, face burning and clenching the bottle of beer so hard it might almost shatter in your hands.
A grin forms on the woman's face, you don't know if that's good or bad. Still feeling rage, fear has now crept in, after the rant you have just given to a woman you don't know(but she seems to know you and your family) about a man you barely know and would hardly call a father, you're wondering whether you've secured you're death warrant or according to her the "fucking of your life".
Mustering up another small dose of courage you ask the mystery woman " So Am I fucked or fucked up?"
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