Two empty six packs of Bud Light, a half empty bottle of vodka, Rockband playing on screen - its like any other night at your best friend 's house... except... she's not here with you.
Tiffany, your girlfriend and supposed love-of-your-life of three long years, dumped you not five hours ago for another woman... you didn't even know she was bi until just that moment.
So, to forget about that fucking slut, you've been drowning your sorrow in friendship with , your faithful best friend of thirteen long years.
"I'm not into Rockband right now, man," you stutter, setting down the guitar and cracking another swig of the vodka. "What else you got?"
Completely supportive, shuts off the game and opens up his DVD drawer, "I got this really good porn a few days ago - you'll like and you look like you need a good release."
More than a bit embarrassed as he loads up the video, you say, "Uh, dude... Not that I don't appreciate that but, uh... that's more of a personal thing for me y'know."
"Chill out, ," he says dismissively, "we both have dicks, so what, lets just watch the fucking movie."
And so it loads up; its a hentai - some cute schoolgirl is running down a rainy street in the dark, you think you've seen samples of this one before... yes, its a tentacle hentai, you have seen a bit of it.
Unwanted, at least in present company, a large bulge forms at your jeans. has already dropped his pants, you're more than a little impressed by his large penis - its easily nine inches long and rather thick!
He's already stroking himself, allowing you a guilty, confused moment to enjoy how his hand wraps around that massive pole, gliding up and down along the rigid length...
"Dude, what the hell," suddenly exclaims and for a minute you think you've been caught staring at his dick! Why would you even want to do that anyway, what the hell is wrong with you? But your panicked response is cut short as he reaches over, unbuttons your jeans and pulls them, boxers and all, to the floor and tosses them across the room. "C'mon man, just jack off to the chick about to get fucked - you'll feel better for it!" |