My sister is the only one with clothes left, so I ask her to take her clothes off.
She smiles at me again, and drinks another shot. That bitch! She was taking her clothes off early for some reason, and now that the rest of us were naked, she refuses to do so.
My sister smiles at me - but instead of giving me a marker or task - she looks at my mother and speaks:
The question was simple, but I couldn't believe it when I heard it - nor did I believe the answer:
"Mom, when was the last time you saw Bobby naked, before tonight?"
I first turned to see if dad was still awake - he wasn't. He was passed out on the couch. I had to guess that was against the rules, but I doubted my sister cared.
Mom looked sheepishly at my sister.
"and don't lie mom" my sister told her.
"This morning..." my mother said.
My mind reeled. What was I doing this morning? Oh yes, my shower...
I was hoping she would say more, but she didn't.
The next had went poorly - but I ended up winning anyway. I think my sister must have threw the cards away she had... |