As moaning fills the locker room, you look over the coach a second time, sizing her up. She is pretty, with a girlish face, short blonde hair, blue eyes, medium-sized breasts, great, toned legs, and a nutcracker ass. Her pussy is, to your mild surprise, completely bald.
"Coach," you say. "I'm going to ask you a few questions. You will answer them completely, honestly, and promptly, and will not find anything out of the ordinary about being asked any of them. You will not get offended, and will happily answer even the most personal questions. Are you ready?"
She nods.
"First off," you say, "What is your name? I feel funny just calling you Coach."
She says, "My name is Lily Catherine Porter."
Wow, she is taking that 'complete' thing a bit far.
You follow up with, "And how old are you?"
"Thirty two in November."
"Excellent. I see you aren't married. Do you have a boyfriend?"
"No, not for the last few months."
"Girlfriend? Are you a lesbian? Or bi, for that matter?"
"No, no, and no. That stuff is disgusting."
"Then you've never had a lesbian experience?"
"Hell no."
"Have you done oral on a guy before?"
"I sucked my way through college, so I should say so..."
"Anal?"
"No, never."
"I see, Lily, this has been very enlightening. Now, for your first physical examination, we will..." |