**My 800th muhfuckin' page, bitches!**
Guano: How are we gonna test this out? Every woman in Lilymu Tower has already made out with Gonard. Except you and Mitsuki. uh, right?
Lily: Like I would ever put these lips on Gonard! These lips are made for kissing hunks, not spazzes and...whatever Gonard is!
Guano: A buffoon?
Gonard: A dimwit?
The three wait and glance around for a third suggestion to happen, but it doesn't. It feels awkward, like they'd broken some rule or something.
Lily: oh, uh...yeah, both of those!
Guano: Okay, so who DO we try it on?
Lily: What about...*thinking* Mitsuki likes the spaz. Maybe if Gonard kisses her, she'll forget about Mikey and go with him instead. Wait, is that better? If anyone could be worse than that dweeb, it'd have to be either Gonard or Yes-Man. Plus, I kinda think Gonard and Mitsuki might be related.
As she talked it over with herself, Lily's face reacted accordingly, creeping out Gonard and Guano. Guano realized that her disgust would make her the perfect test subject. He raised his eyebrows to Gonard and tried to signal for him to try it on her. Gonard stared at him dumbly through two more attempts before recognition showed on his face.
Gonard: Ooohh, I get it. You're trying to start a silly face-off. Well, take this, B'BLEH!!
Guano: No, Gonard, I want...*snicker*...I-I want you to do your eye thing on *heh-heh!*...on Lily.
Gonard: Buh sheh' seh' nuh-oh.
Guano: Thats what makes her such a great person to try it on. It'll prove its all in your weird eye thing.
Gonard: Itha' goo'? Duh Ah rewweh wan' tha kno-eh theh thath all Ah habth go'bin fuh be?
Guano: I can't understand you while you're making that face.
Gonard: Whuh pfath?
Guano: Stop it! Hurry up and give her an eyeful while shes still thinking about...
Lily is now waving her arms frantically and mimicking the sound of helicopter propellers.
Guano: ...lets not get into what she might be thinking about.
Gonard: Weh, o...
Guano: Face!
Gonard: Well, okay. If you're sure she won't, you know, get mad once she doesn't want to do this anymore.
Gonard steps in front of Lily and stares into her eyes. She gasps.
Lily: Gonard! Wh-why are you...I told you to leave me out of this spazzery! This...this... |