"Lets see, what have I changed..." Josie thought to herself, scrolling through the list of rules. "Nine girls are born for every boy, that got me in this predicament. All women are healthy and attractive, that's fine by me. I would rather be a hottie than not. Business women believe the sluttier they dress, make themselves up, talk, and behave, the more seriously men will take them." Josie just stared at the first change.
"That is definitely going to bite me in the ass. Fuck!" Josie thought about her options. On one hand the rule covered business women, so if she quit, she wouldn't have to worry about flirting with guys. On the other hand she could always remove men from business. But was it really a bad thing to be slutty? And if she changed the rules all the eye candy would go away. Josie couldn't think of anything so she started on the next problem.
"How am I going to land myself as much pussy as possible?" Josie said to herself. "What are the odds that a girl I meet is going to be into other girls, wait never mind I know!" Josie searched through the rules and found the one she was looking for, she changed it to read - 90% of women are lesbians, the rest are bisexual - Josie hit enter and the phone hummed, then the rule changed.
Josie wasn't sure if it worked for, but then she noticed the picture frame on her desk had changed. The picture used to be the old Josh and the guys from work at a golf course, it now showed Josie and the girls from work making out with each other at a bar. Josie gasped and went to hide the photo when she realized, that acting slutty was normal for businesswomen, so the picture wasn't really out of place.
"Damn that's hot," Josie thought, "I don't care if I'm making out with James, err I guess it's Jessie" Josie could feel herself getting turned on by the photo. "If Jessie and I made out once, maybe she will do it again?" |