Dressed in green, with curly toes and a mushroom like hat, Bria realized she was staring at a small ceramic garden gnome. she let out a relieved (disappointed?) breath. "A stupid garden gnome," she laughed, forgetting her predicament for a moment. "I can't believe people still get these things."
"Did you like fucking me, gnome?" she asked it, picking it up. As soon as she picked it up she saw the key it had been hiding. |