Spinning around your first instinct is to draw your sword, but after watching your new body cut down, you resist instinct and simply turn slowly as if not worried for an instant asking, “And who might you be?”
Standing there, wind blowing through her long unkempt hair, is a woman wearing a full face mask of some kind of scowling demon. Her figure is rather shapely as despite the cold she wears only what could be called an animal hide bikini and thick fur cloak. However all of her exposed skin is covered in what appears to be still wet and sticky and rather thick layer of blue and black body paint with several odd symbols written on her as well, so it is very hard to determine her age or if she is good shape or simply very thin. Her voice is also an oddity, at some times sounding quite old, yet others it is almost musical and seems rather youthful. “I have strong divining magic and can ask the gods themselves why you are here and what it is you are supposed to accomplish.” She is standing there holding what appears to be a rather flimsy walking stick that has runes carved into it's length as well as feathers, stones, and beads hanging from tied leather thongs.
“Why would I trust you? What would you require of me to do me this... Favor?”
“Why your magnificent body of course. I have traveled far to find one of you. Finally my magic's found where one of you would awaken, and here you are just as wonderful as the tales say.”
“What are you crazy, there is no way I am giving you my body. I kinda need it.”
“No silly I don't mean to kill you. I just want this.” She says with a coy smile and puts her slender hand on your chest.
“Oh, you mean you want to fuck?” Looking her over, you still can't make up your mind as to if she is young and hot or old and just skinny. All the paint, furs, dirt, and of course the mask just conceal far too much of her.
“If I wanted to fuck I would summon my fuck buddies silly.”
“Wait, then what?” You start before a touch of pride gets in the way, “I am sure I am better than your summoned creatures. I have some tricks myself you know.”
“Ooh I love a wager. I like it. If you can outlast my fuck buddies I will tell you everything I know about you and your kind, including why you are here and what it is you are supposed to do. If you loose I will take what I want, and still tell you everything you want to know. Deal?” |