The red and white clad cheerleaders before you clear a path through their fellow classmates as you are led into the main courtyard of your rivals' campus. You are now steered onto a brick-cobbled walk that appears to circle around the courtyard.
As you are slowly paraded around the circle, students fill the grass on both sides of the walk, taunting and jeering you. You say nothing, even when some hands come out of the crowd to grab a handful of your exposed cheek bottoms.
You hear the pride in Wendy's voice as she accepts the accolades from her peers for this unique wager. She continues to walk you from behind, keeping you, literally, on a short leash.
You continue to endure the insults and catcalls as you are led around the entire circle. The long minutes of the walk feel like hours as you endure the name-calling and lustful stares.
You are finally turned off the circle and led up a short brick path to where a large statue of the school's founder stands. Even the dark countenance of the ten foot tall man seems to glower at you as you stare up at the statue.
As you near the three foot high concrete pedestal the founder stands upon, the cheerleaders ahead of you turn and gesture for you to stop. You do, looking around the bottom of the statue. Facing out from the pedestal are wrought iron benches. They circle the statue. Seated on them are the smiling jocks from earlier. Wendy steps before you. You gulp.
What happens first?
--Eat Wendy?
--Blow the ball team?
--Suck off the mascot?
--Something else?
Time remaining: 66 hrs. 57 mins. |