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Bond Girls | tulipinherhair | 3

 

We enter the genreal context of the film Octopussy

- where an army of gorgeous girls always gets into battles against men

one side is defending the castle - the other is attacking it

the battle is always one-sided: no girl ever gets hurt

the girls always win

& hardly any weapons are ever involved, as the girls love to swing in holding long ropes ... and as they swing, their feet automatically connect with the faces of men.


We now join such a battle as it is about to begin

The evil 240-man Army of Doctor Goldfinger is invading this castle at the same time as James Bond (Roger Moore) with three of his pals are already trying to sneak his way in unnoticed to steal the ultimate weapon away from the girls. Both groups of men are destined to fail completely. They know not where the 134 girls who are protecting this castle from invasion will appear from.

Until the first 21 girls come swooping down on ropes, gliding elegantly through the sky, until their boots with great ease and elegance knock the first 21 of the attackers right over as they swing on in to battle.

A gymnasts somersaulting dismount ensues, and all 21 girls take out a further male attacker each, who has only just climbed up the castle walls, only to be taken by surprise as these nimble long-haired girls simply land on top of them.

 

how are the next one taken down?


          more good take downs and on-man landings

 
 
 

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