“Actually KP, I didn’t buy any of those movies. Hell, I haven’t even watched all of them yet.” Ron said defensively.
“It’s okay Ron, I accept you for who you are and….” Kim begins but is cut off.
“No, really KP, I didn’t buy those. Someone gave them to me.”
“Who?”
“You don’t want to know.” Ron said playfully.
“Yes I do Ron.”
“No, you seriously don’t KP.” Ron said seriously this time.
“Tell me Ron.”
“Your dad gave them to me when we first started actually dating. They were from his private collection but he said he was bored with those particular ones and felt that if I had enough porn I could keep my hands off you and… not accidentally get you pregnant.” Ron explained, sounding as if he just realized the irony in Kim’s father’s request.
“Wait….” Kim asked “My dad is into domination?”
“Not just your dad KP, he said your mom loved them too! In fact, he told me rope dreams was your mothers favorite video of all time because she conceived you while she and your father were acting out some of the kinkier scenes.”
“EEEWWWW!” Kim screamed, unable to wash the images out of her mind. She actually remembered viewing that particular video and now simply inserted her mother and father into film.
“I know, I didn’t want to tell you but you forced me too.”
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