“I can’t believe you Kimberly, I just can’t believe you. You come into my house and practically lie to my face! How can I ever trust you again?”
“What are you talking about Ron?” Kim asks, sounding honestly confused.
“I just got back from the doctor this morning because I’ve been feeling so drained lately and guess what we found out? No guesses? Alright, I’ll tell you… The exhaustion seems to be a temporary side effect of whatever energy I released when I went full on monkey power to fight off those aliens and save you!”
“Ok, but you said it was temporary so that’s good, right? And how does this make me a lying whore slut?” Kim asks, finally starting to get angry now.
“He also found out that temporary sterility is also a side effect. I haven’t been fertile since that event and won’t be for at least six more months!”
“So…. Oh.” Kim says, dropping her head in shame and embarrassment. She knew the two of them had made love for the first time past midnight graduation night…. After Ron had gone hardcore and apparently became sterile.
“So, I only see one logical answer to how you got pregnant Kimberly Ann and the fact that you would cheat on me and then come in here like this… why didn’t you trust tell me the truth?”
“I’m so sorry.” Kim murmurs, too ashamed to speak clearly or look at Ron, “I’m so sorry.”
“Get out of my house Kim.”
“But Ron… My parents will kill me if they find out I got pregnant at a drunken frat party.”
“Get out.”
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