She swings her whip. You leap over it. It makes a loud whish sound. It nearly takes you head off. You fall down the roof and grab the edge of the ledge. You hold on as you look down seeing the jagged rock below. She hits you in the hand. You hold you self up swing to the other part of the roof
You stand up as she leaps off to the part of the roof your on. The edge of the roof is even slipperier
"Very brave man. Very few men vould dare challenge me to battle. I may kill you vith my sexy body as a reward instead of killing you vith my boot," Inga laughs. The rain covers her body. It makes her nipples stick out. She looks like a sexual goddess as she approach you on the roof
You swing the whip acting like your about the hit left but you fake her out and hit right catch her four times smacking her torso, driving her back. You don't quite have the hang of it so your blows are not a fierce as the ones she directs at your head.
"Arrgggg..oooo you hit my breasts you naughty boy" She laugh
You swing again she ducks. She catches your next whip swing and grabs you to her. She gives you a deep tongue kiss sucking your breath away. She then slaps you sending you flying back
"Very brave but very foolish stupid vittle man."
You swing again, but this time while running at her. You do a back-flip in the air and follow it with a bicycle kick knocking her down. You think how in the hell did you do that. You figure the person who made this program gave you fighting skill knowing you were a fan of Bruce Lee movies. You test this out by giving her round house kicks. You punch her in the stomach "WHY YOU KILL MY MASTA (PUNCH PUCNH PUNCH) why WHYYYYYY" You say in your best Bruce Lee voice.
She stands up bleeding a bit. "NOW YOU VILL PAY VITTLE MAN," she says slapping you hard across the face.
You bleed from your split lip and look at your blood. You smile and shake your finger imitating the famous Bruce Lee, "Bring it if you think your kung fu is good enough" you say back to her.
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