“Actually I can’t think of anyone I hate enough” said Bianca “Even you sister who made me stick hot pizza down my panties.”
Greg looked at her in horror.
“She what?!!”
“Oh it’s O.k. she told me to forgive her so I did I’m sure I’d really hate her otherwise and my cooch really hurts and I think there's some cheese stuck to it, but it’s O.k.”
“It’s really not.” Said Greg “And if she wasn’t my sister, and I wasn’t sure that the horrors of the curse must have driven her insane or something, I’d pretty much insist that we gave her the curse back. Are you sure you’re O.k?”
“Like I said my cooch really hurts ... ”
Greg decided to try something "Bianca I order you not to feel any pain in your ... your cooch."
Bianca suddenly looked alot happier. "Hey it worker my cooch doesn't hurt anymore. I still feel icky but ..."
Greg was getting a little uncomfortable (and a bit aroused) with all this talk about Bianca’s ‘cooch’ so he decided to change the subject. “Well we need to do something. You can’t just walk around for a week doing what anyone says.”
“I could stay here.” said Bianca, perkily.
“What about your life? Your job?”
“I’ll take sick leave. Tell everyone I have … I don’t know … Some UTI. I’m sure any doctor that looks at my…”
“Stop talking about your cooch! Please” said Greg.
Bianca shut up
“God!” Said Greg “I’m sorry I was trying to avoid giving you orders.”
“That’s O.k.” said Bianca “If it was making you uncomfortable I’m happy you stopped me. In fact I give you blanket permission to tell me to stop anything that makes you uncomfortable or even think less of me. I want you to like me so if I do something you don’t like you tell me to stop. O.k?”
Greg was still having trouble getting his head around Bianca’s attraction to him. It just didn’t make sense.
“Wait.” He said “Bianca did Ashlyn tell you to fall in love with me?”
Bianca looked at him in horror “God! No! What will it take for you to accept that I just like you? Here give me the video! I’m going to make you watch it and then order you to accept that I’m attracted to you. Hell it’ll kill birds with one stone, you’ll be forced to get some self esteem and you’ll see that I’m into you without some ‘magical compulsion’. Seriously Greg, I like you and all but I think your sister is right. The only reason you have problems with women is your lack of self esteem. Girls like guys with confidence, that’s why we prefer them to make the first move. Although, admittedly, I’m not sorry you lacked self confidence before, since it meant you were still available.”
“O.k. See now that made me uncomfortable” said Greg “Mostly because it was true.”
“Listen Greg” continued Bianca “before you shut me up …”
“I wasn’t...”
“Shh … just listen. Even though I know I’m not under a magical compulsion I wouldn’t care if I was since it would have forced me to get to know you. You’re a great guy, Greg. Unbelievably great actually… You’re not gay are you?”
“NO!” said Greg.
“I’m kidding. But that’s just it. A straight guy who wouldn’t take advantage of this situation in the least is like some kind of mythical creature. I would have expected to be walking around in my underwear at the very least by now. But they only thing you’ve ordered me to do that I wasn’t 100% happy to you reversed the moment you realized I was actually being forced to do it. You are like the nicest guy imaginable. Trust me, if you had just let girls get to know that before you would probably be beating them off with a stick. I’m just lucky I was first. That said if you want me to walk around in my underwear you just need to ask.”
Greg smiled “O.k. I’m convinced. And you can stay. But you might need to do a few things first.”
“Like what?”
“Follow me” said Greg “Damn. I’m going to have to watch the imperatives.”
“Look” said Bianca following him “I don’t want you to stress. I know that if you inadvertently give me an order that I don’t like you’ll reverse it.”
“As long as you tell me when I do and not spare my feelings. Just like you want me to tell you when I’m uncomfortable I want you to too.” asked Greg. “Deal”
“Deal. Except when the discomfort is something I’m happy about.”
“What do you mean? Oh. Right. And now my pants are uncomfortably tight.”
Bianca giggled. |