The sex fairy did a small pirouette in the air, waving her magic wand around lightly, and then sound suddenly returned to the scene.
As time began to move again, Evan was looking right at the newly minted couple. They continued their kiss for a few seconds, before both of them pulled back.
"Oh my god, what the hell," exclaimed the former girl, looking down at himself in shock and feeling around.
"Eric, you... I'm mean, why... I mean, we were just talking and suddenly you're a hot guy and we're kissing and... I mean wow that was nice, I mean..." stuttered the other girl, who was blushing heavily.
Only a couple people, those at the nearest lockers, seemed to have noticed what was going on, and all of them were babbling uncontrollably. All of them, though, were calling the guy 'Eric', despite remembering that he used to be a girl.
"Evan, it's happening again," said a slightly panicked Sara. Evan had never seen her so white as she was at the that moment, standing next to him. "First Mrs. Meateater and now Eric Stanzas! I mean, this shouldn't be possible!"
"What's going on," said Mitch. "What did I miss... Woah!"
What had prompted Mitch's reaction was the other blond, apparently having decided she didn't care about Eric's former state, grabbing him and resuming making out. He only seemed to resist for a second, and then there was a crashing sound as he backed her into the row of lockers in their mounting passion. |