I don't know what I am going to do. No matter what costume I choose there is no way I will be able to suduce my son. Like my husband wants me to as punishment for cheating on him. I know his friends wont be a problem because I have often over heard them call me a MILF.
Suddenly I see two huge trunks half my size. As I open them I am surprised to see them full of every kind and type of mask you could possibly imagine. There are full head mask, partacle masks, even masks that will make you look like movie stars.
I see one that looks like Bo Derek in the movie 10. I have caught my son on more than one occasion with his hand down his pants and a bulge still there when he quickly pulls his hand away.
I sigh with relief as I now know I can convince my son I am someone else. Now I just have to figure out what kind of party to throw. What kind of costume to wear and which mask to go with it. Tears flow down my face as I have gone from no ideas to having too many and not knowing which to chose. |