You make your way to the ring with your regal anthem playing, majestically bending into the ring with a tasteful but exposing flash of your bare bottom.
Strange techno-pop music blasts as your foe enters the ring in an excited, bubbly sort of dance.
You face an odd young woman of an opponent, a long-haired blond in pink spandex that you can't quite explain your unease about.You'll later discover that it's because she is actually a crossdressing man, complete with breast pads, pink nail polish and lipstick, and a specially concealing thong.
You have heard of 'her' being rather rough with some opponents, so you mean to keep on your toes with her just as well.
"Hiii," she chimes. "I hope you'll have lots of fun with me tonight. I know I will!"
"Enough of your games," you challenge, frowning on her flamboyant and oddly chipper attitude. |